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Jewellery gifts create hot action
I conducted a poll between family and friends about whether giving jewellery as a gift to a woman had resulted in positive bedroom action. The results spoke for themselves.
The top and bottom of it was this – Giving Jewellery as a gift gets action from the opposite sex – it’s that simple.
23 Blokes were asked the following question:
Had giving jewellery as a gift to a woman related in a sexual act being happening?
Here are the results:
Yes: 21
No: 1
Dumped: 1
The dumped one was very funny. The guy had given a pair of silver earrings, only for his bird to find out they were destined for an ex a few months previous – awesome!
So what jewellery gets the best action? Six of those questioned could actually remember what action they had gained as a result of their ‘giving‘ mode.
Diamond Ring: Anal
Diamond Ring: Lesbian action
Silver Ring: Blowjob
Pendant: Lay
Earrings: Blowjob
Bracelet: Lay
Now I know where I have been going wrong – I’m still sending flowers and that is getting me nowhere.
Lads if you want action then giving jewellery is the only way forward, as is proved by my conclusive evidence, and it was proved also that gold jewellery is better received then silver jewellery.