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Jordan to sell tits on ebay!!

Didnt think I would ever see this day! Jordan has has a boob reduction!! She emerged from a clinic yesterday after apparently having surgery to reduce the size of her breasts!
Jordan ‘Katie Price’ was seen wearing a losse white shirt as she left the Berkley East Medical centre in Beverly Hills. She had spent the night there where she is believed to have had cosmetic surgery. The ex-reality TV star had reportidly express her dissapointment with previous plastic surgery and decided to end the constant drama by simply getting rid of her boobs all together!
The ex-porn star who is married to singer, Peter Andre left the clinic via an SUV van to a nearby Beverly Hills hotel.
Jade Goody’s new perfume range
Well another Z list celebrity has made the big time so why not make a perfume eh? Seems to be the norm these days. You want to make some quick cash so why not launch yourown perfume? Everyone does it, Paris Hilton, Jordan and
now Jade bloody Goody.
Earlier this month Jade Goody dropped the plastic bottle at the launch of her brand new scent at a london perfume shop entitled ‘Contrversial’!!! Why?? Why would you sell this in your shop?? God I cant stand this woman, she drives me up the bend!
Jade Goody was pleased to see so many people turn up for this pointless endevor. She chated to guests and even flashed her pants to everyone to get some real buzz going on! Her previous scent ‘Shh’ was removed from the shelves because of her shocking behaviour on Big Brother a couple of years ago.
Absolute idiot if you ask me.