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I conducted a poll between family and friends about whether giving jewellery as a gift to a woman had resulted in positive bedroom action. The results spoke for themselves.

The top and bottom of it was this – Giving Jewellery as a gift gets action from the opposite sex – it’s that simple.

23 Blokes were asked the following question:

Had giving jewellery as a gift to a woman related in a sexual act being happening?

Here are the results:

Yes: 21
No: 1
Dumped: 1

The dumped one was very funny. The guy had given a pair of silver earrings, only for his bird to find out they were destined for an ex a few months previous – awesome!

So what jewellery gets the best action? Six of those questioned could actually remember what action they had gained as a result of their ‘giving‘ mode.

Diamond Ring: Anal
Diamond Ring: Lesbian action
Silver Ring: Blowjob
Pendant: Lay
Earrings: Blowjob
Bracelet: Lay

Now I know where I have been going wrong – I’m still sending flowers and that is getting me nowhere.

Lads if you want action then giving jewellery is the only way forward, as is proved by my conclusive evidence, and it was proved also that gold jewellery is better received then silver jewellery.

Love her or hate her, you cannot deny Victoria Beckham is something of a legend.

She has created a huge brand in ‘Brand Beckham’ and is never usually out of the glare of the paparazzi and appearing in newspaper columns. Simply put Victoria Beckham is news; and should she so much as shine a belt buckle the press are onto it very quickly.

But for all of her fashion, I often ask myself what kind of jewellery does Victoria Beckham (Posh Spice) wear?

You cannot believe she would wear anything too cheap, but do you think Victoria Beckham would nip into town to visit her local silver jewellery specialist? Or is that type of shopping trip not an option for a woman that has more cash than probably knows what to do with it.

Can you image if you had a little jewellery shop and Mrs Beckham waltzed in one day, can you imagine the attention it would receive? You could treble your takings overnight!

This is why Victoria Beckham has products thrown at her for free; retailers and designers both know that if Victoria Beckham patronises a product then it will help boost sales simply because Victoria will be seen in the likes of Hello, OK plus all the daily newspapers and the Sunday supplements. A friend of mine runs a silver jewellery shop and I now fora fact they would welcome such a celebrity as Victoria Beckham coming into their shop.

You have to say based on this picture, Victoria Beckham does not need to wear lot of jewellery to look stunning.